Welcome to mcbemails, a hybrid ask blog and loving parody of the comedy behemoth sbemails. MCBC’s ask box is open, so feel free to start sending him letters— but if you aren’t familiar with the Homestar Runner series or Strong Bad Emails, FAMILIARIZE YOURSELF!
If it’s any consolation, the current trend is that a single human usually lasts far longer than a piece of complex and sophisticated technology.
So it’s far more likely that Jimmy will die first as his components break and their replacements don’t quite work right; he’ll just slowly degrade out of his intelligence, growing more and more glitchy, until finally he just stops working and needs to be thrown out (and ideally recycled) like an old laptop.
That helps, right? :-D
WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT
Sometimes it’s nice when it’s hot! But it just weirds me out too much to tie back all the time, plus it doesn’t fit in the helmet like that. I can’t cut a hole in the back of my helmet either, then negativity would get in!
It was tough, but SO AWESOME!! He was so cool!!!
But now we’re back! Sorta. We’re really busy. Big year, y’know! The old Two-Oh! Why, we’re old enough to drive a car! Vote! And uh. Y’know. Stuff!
I LOVE cats! People think I wouldn’t, because, y’know, bird, but I really do! They’re so cute!